Your name is STAFF HOLROYD. You are THIRTEEN YEARS OLD and your DisturberHandle is meowingObstacle [MO].
You like COMPETITION SHOWS, especially those FICTIONAL OBJECT SHOWS. Your favorites are INANIMATE INSANITY and BATTLE FOR DREAM ISLAND. You got so inspired by them, that you just HAD TO MAKE YOUR OWN!
A lot of people call you IMMATURE FOR YOUR AGE, because of your VOICE, which sounds like someone THAT'S 8 YEARS OLD; but you don't mind. In fact, you ENJOY BEING SEEN AS A YOUNG CHILD.
What will you do now?
> Be the young man.